Eudaimonia.

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(Source: twoukofukawa)

All-nighters turns Liz’s brain into a pottymouth :(

adrians:

The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.

(Source: adrians1, via frommytokyoheart)

youputthetowelonthetable:

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business

(via the-pink-tardis)

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dontcrosscross:

• Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude

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omniturtle:

do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”

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